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You cannot escape this.

You: sure i can!

Stranger: wHAT IS THIS?

Stranger: dAVE?

You: no this is john.

Stranger: hEIR OF BREATH jOHN?

You: yes!

Stranger: oHH,,, hELLO

You: hi!

Stranger: iM tARVOS,,, mAYBE kARKAT HAS TALKED ABOUT ME?

You: i think he mentioned you once, actually. are you the one with the big horns?

Stranger: tHATS ME }

You: haha, that emoticon is cute! the first one is for your horns right?

Stranger: mHMM

Stranger: yOU KNOW,,, kARKAT TALKS A LOT ABOUT YOU

You: really?

Stranger: uHH HUH,,, aLL GOOD STUFF THOUGH

You: that's good!

You: great in fact!

Stranger: i THINK HE MIGHT EVEN HAVE FLUSHED FEELINGS FOR YOU,,, bUT I REALLY CAN"T SPEAK TO THAT,,,

You: whaat

You: i am not a homosexual

You: really

Stranger: a HOMOSEXUAL? uHHH,,, wHAT IS THAT?

Stranger: a HUMAN WORD?

You: oh yeah. i forgot that i only told karkat.

You: it's umm

You: when a boy human is attracted only to other boys.

Stranger: oHHHH,,, yOU HAVE A WORD FOR THAT?

Stranger: tHATS WEIRD,,, tROLLS JUST HAVE FEELINGS FOR OTHER TROLLS

You: yeah.. i guess.

You: that's what karkat told me.

You: except

You: with a lot more dirty words and insults.

Stranger: oHHH HE ALWAYS IS LIKE THAT,,,

You: yeah, i know!

You: heh.

Stranger: iF HE WEREN"T,,, i"D BE WORRIED

You: it would be really weird too.

You: he's really funny when you get him all riled up though!

Stranger: i DON"T THINK I WOULD EVER PURPOSEFULLY MAKE HIM MAD,,, bUT UHHH,,, iTS REALLY FUNNY TO SEE HIS JAW DROP WITH SURPRISE AND ANGER AT YOU HUMANS }

You: when does that happen?

Stranger: wELL THERE WERE A BUNCH OF CONVERSATIONS HE HAD WITH THE GREEN TEXT HUMAN NOT TOO LONG AGO

You: jade

Stranger: i THINK HE SAID SOMETHING WRONG AND SHE LAUGHED AT HIM

Stranger: sOMETHING ABOUT HAVING FLUSHED FEELINGS FOR HERSELF

You: hahaha! karkat said something like that to me! it was confusing.

Stranger: i THINK THE jADE GIRL SAID IT WAS A fREUDIAN sLIDE OR SOMETHING

You: umm, freudian?

Stranger: uHH,,, lIKE HE SAID SOMETHING THAT HE WAS THINKING AND DIDN"T ACTUALLY WANT TO SAY

You: oh, okay. i'm not good with words like rose is.

Stranger: oHHH THE PURPLE HUMAN,,, hOW IS SHE?

You: i don't know. i haven't been able to contact her..

Stranger: } tHAT"S TOO BAD

You: yeah.. i hope she's okay!

Stranger: sHE IS A STRONG ONE,,, i THINK SHE WILL BE FINE

You: you're right.

You:

Stranger: i LIKE IT WHEN THE jOHN HUMAN IS HAPPY,,, tO BE HONEST,,, kARKAT NEVER TOLD US WHY WE HAD TO BE SO MEAN TO YOU

You: haha, karkat sometimes makes no sense.

You: i think

You: he was trying to do what's best for everyone, though.

You: maybe.

Stranger: i HOPE SO,,, hE PUTS A LOT OF PRESSURE ON HIMSELF THOUGH,,,

You: yeah.. i hope he's okay!

You: he's my bro!

Stranger: } dO YOU HAVE PALE FEELINGS FOR HIM?

You: pale?

Stranger: tHE QUADRANTS? dO HUMANS NOT HAVE QUADRANTS?

You: no. karkat said something about that but..

Stranger: oHHH,,,, wELL i GUESS IT"S PRETTY COMPLICATED,,,

You: he didn't explain it very well.

Stranger: uHHH,,,, wELL IN THE PALE QUADRANT OF REDROM UHHH,,,,

Stranger: yOU REALLY LIKE EACH OTHER BUT,,, uHHH,,,,,

Stranger: yOU DON'T UHHH,,,, tHERE IS NO PHYSICAL REALTIONSHIP

Stranger: dOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

You: oh, that's more like me and dave.

You: dave is my best bro.

You: but a still like karkat a lot!

You: oh i not a. heh.

Stranger: i THINK kARKAT NEEDS SOMEONE TO LIKE HIM,,,, hE ARGUES WITH EVERYONE,,, eVEN HIMSELF,,,,

You: well, i like him a lot!

Stranger: tHAT"S GOOD }

You: umm, yeah!

Stranger: hE HAS A MOIRAIL BUT gAMZEE SEEMS TO HAVE DISAPPEARED,,,

You: moirail?

Stranger: wELL nEPETA SAYS TEHY ARE MOIRAILS,,, tHATS THE PALE REDROM QUADRANT

Stranger: nEPETA IS RATHER NOSEY,,,

You: which one is nepeta?

Stranger: uHH,,, gREEN TEXT,,, USES ":33>",,, aCTS LIKE A CAT?

Stranger: i DON"T KNOW IF SHE HAS EVER TALKED TO YOU HUMANS,,,

You: i don't think so, but

You: she sounds nice!

Stranger: sHE IS REALLY NICE,,, sHE JUST CAN BE,,, OBNOXIOUS?

Stranger: dID kARKAT EVER SEND YOU HIS CHART OF WHO YOU HUMANS WOULD REPOPULATE WITH?

You: yes. it was very silly.

You: i don't like rose like that.

Stranger: tHAT WAS nEPETA"S INVENTION. sHE HAS HUNDREDS OF THOSE FOR ALL OF US TOO

You: woah.

Stranger: kARKAT JUST TOOK THE IDEA

Stranger: sHE ALSO INCLUDED YOU FOUR WITH SOME OF US IN THE OFF CHANCE WE EVER MEET

You: ..like what?

Stranger: mOSTLY SOME THT DON'T MAKE MUCH SENSE,,, kAYANA WITH rOSE,,, YOU WITH KARKAT,,, aND HER WITH DAVE

Stranger: sHE REALLY SEEMS TO LIKE dAVE

Stranger: }

You: haha, he is a cool kid.

Stranger: i PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT

You: i won't tell. promise!

Stranger: aLRIGHT }

You: but

You: why does

You: everyone think i

You: like

You: karkat

You: .

You: because i don't.

You: nope.

Stranger: tHERE WAS ONE POINT WHEN HE THOUGHT HE HAD FLUSHED BLACKROM FEELINGS FOR YOU,,, i GUESS YOU HAD A SHIRT WITH A SPADE ON IT A YEAR AGO? hE TOOK THAT AS A SIGN,,,

You: blackrom? a.. sign? i'm confused again.

Stranger: oHH,,, rIGHT,,,, bLACKROM IS THE OPPOSIDTE OF REDROM,,, WHERE REDROM IS MORE LIKE HUMAN LOVE, BLACKROM IS LIKE HUMAN HATE OR ANGER,,, fLUSHED BLACKROM IS A FEELING YOU"D HAVE TOWARD YOUR ARCH ENEMY,,, tROLLS JUST COUNT THAT AS A TYPE OF LOVE,,,, aND ITS SYMBOL IS A SPADE

You: that's strange.

You: for me at least

You: since we only have love here.

Stranger: wELL,,, iTS STILL LOVE,,, eVERYONE IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A MATESPRITE,,, fLSUHED REDROM,,, aND A KISMESIS,,, fLUSHED BLACKROM

You: huh.

You: ..can i ask you something?

You: between the two of us?

Stranger: uHHH,,,, sURE

Stranger: wHAT IS IT?

You: umm.. what does it mean

You: when your stomach feels all fluttery and happy when you talk to someone

You: aand you can't stop grinning

You: and yeah.

Stranger: uHHH,,,, iF A STOMACH IS A PROTEIN CHUTE THEN THAT SOUNDS LIKE FLUSHED FEELINGS

You: are you sure?

Stranger: wELL,,, i DON"T REALLY KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE,,, bUT FROM WHAT i"VE HEARD

You: wow.

You: i think

You: i might

You: have been

You: wrong

You: then.

You: about being a homosexual.

You: wow.

Stranger: ((stranger, I love you <3)) uHHH,,, wELL,,, iS THAT GOOD?

You: ((yaay!)) i

You: am not sure.

You: i guess?

Stranger: wELL,,, i MEAN,,, iT SOUNDS GOOD,,, uMMM,,, tHAT YOU FIGURED OUT HOW YOU FEEL?

You: yeah. i should go talk to him. maybe.

You: maybe not.

You: i don't know.

You: what should i do??!

Stranger: uHHH,,,, wELL,,, i GUESS YOU SHOULD TALK TO HIM,,, i MEAN,,, wOULDN'T YOU WANT HIM TO TELL YOU IF HE WAS IN YOUR PLACE?

You: well, yes,

You: but that's

You: probably because

You: i like him.

Stranger: uMMM,,,, wOULD YOU MIND IF I TOLD YOU SOMETHING?

You: no, go ahead.

Stranger: oHHH,,, wELL,,, nOT TOO LONG BEFORE THIS GAME i WAS,,, uHH,,, DROPPING SWEET BEATS WITH MY FRIEND WHEN HE INVITED ME OVER TO HIS HIVE TO,,, uMM,,, MAKE OUT

You: did you say yes?

Stranger: aND EVER SINCE i HAVE BEEN HAVING THE SAME FEELINGS AS YOU,,,

Stranger: i DIDN"T REALLY HAVE TIME,,, I UHH,,, jUST LEFT HE MESSAGE THERE AND IGNORED IT BUT THEN kARKAT STARTED THE GAME,,,

You: oh. then it's been a while.

Stranger: wELL WE HAVEN"T REALLY HAD THE CHANCE UNTIL RECENTLY BUT gAMZEE HAS GONE MISSING...

You: that's too bad.

You:

Stranger: hE NEVER REALLY EVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE,,, sO IT CAUGHT BE OFF GUARD,,,

Stranger: } i HOPW HE"S OKAY

You: aw, me too.

Stranger: } tHANK YOU jOHN hUAMN

You: you're welcome!

You: ahh

You: karkat started talking to me

You: what do i do?

Stranger: oHHH,,,, wELL,,, i THINK YOU SHOULD TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL,,,, i"LL LEAVE YOU TO DO THAT,,, uHHH,,, gOOD LUCK AND UHHH,,, gOOD NIGHT!

You: umm okay, i'll try.

You: and thank you! (:


Ahh, I tried to submit it through art, but I messed up. Soo I'm putting it as a journal.

I NOW KNOW HOW, BUT DO NOT FEEL LIKE CONVERTING IT.

..This conversation was so fun.

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